Sep. 3rd, 2007

From: Prior Ezra Fell - [encrypted]
To: Andronicus Ji Crowley - [encrypted]
Subject: Regrets
Priority: Low

My dear,

I'm afraid I'll be unable to join you this weekend. A sort of emergency has cropped up here on Persephone, involving a local farmhand, a llama, and several sheep. I'm so sorry. Please make my sincere apologies to the senator, and enjoy yourself.

--A

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From: Prior Ezra Fell - [encrypted]
To: Andronicus Ji Crowley - [encrypted]
Subject: I AM COMING
Priority: HIGH

I wasn't going to write because I wanted it to be a surprise, but I am on my way, and have been for several days. I look to arrive at Londinium on Thursday. I could not mistake your distress, and I'll be sending you a cleaning bill. You know how difficult it is to get molded protein out of wool-silk blend, and the captain really did not appreciate my asking for a second helping after I splattered my first all over the table, the floor, and my lap.

Please tell me you're all right. The news waves have been strange, and chaotic, and the footage they've shown looks--

Please write at your earliest convenience.

--A

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From: Prior Ezra Fell - [encrypted]
To: Andronicus Ji Crowley - [encrypted]
Subject: CHECK YOUR TERMINAL
Priority: EXTREMELY HIGH

Obviously you're busy and i understand that, but honestly would it kill you to sit at your terminal for five seconds and write me?

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From: Prior Ezra Fell - [encrypted]
To: Andronicus Ji Crowley - [encrypted]
Subject: I didn't mean to shout.
Priority: Slightly less high, but threatening to erupt into dire at any moment

What's happened? Is River injured as well? I'm going to start waving the hospitals once we are within range, so I know whereto find you.

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From: Prior Ezra Fell - [encrypted]
To: Andronicus Ji Crowley - [encrypted]
Subject: Hello?
Priority: Quite low, apparently

Hello?

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From: Prior Ezra Fell - [encrypted]
To: Andronicus Ji Crowley - [encrypted]
Subject: oh, gosh
Priority: almost nonexistent

you're in a coma or something aren't you? you're stuck in a coma in some hospital and you've been horribly disfigured so no one recognizes you and your i.d. has beeneaten by wild dogs or nick rosse's secretary and i'm stuck on some stupid ship typing with two fingers and my hands are cramped and this fellow tobias with whom i have been sharing a bunk, breathing space, and the philosophy of modern animal husbandry keeps looking over my shoulder because he's in some sort of dire need to look up something to do with hedgehogs and i don't want to know do i? please don't be disfigured beyond recognition and in a coma. i know it's beena while, but i can't do that again.

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From: Prior Ezra Fell - [encrypted]
To: Andronicus Ji Crowley - [encrypted]
Subject: IGNORE THAT LAST
Priority: Medium

WE ARE ARRIVING IN THREE HOURS. I EXPECT AN EXPLANATION.

And tea, love, I'm so very tired. I detest travel.

You had better be well. All of you.

--A

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